Customs and Border Protection agent: Any meats, fruits, vegetables or other food to declare?
Me: Yes. Several packets of Tim-Tams.
CBP agent: Tim-Tams?
Me: Yes. They’re these chocolate biscu–
CBP agent, interrupting: Oh, believe me, sir. We know what Tim-Tams are.
(A 5-minute discussion on the merits of various Tim-Tam flavours then ensued)